Random Phrase Generator

This site generates random phrases and sentences, sort of like Mad Libs meets Magic 8-ball.

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Pretentious Academic Quote Generator

"The polymorphism of integrity is very nearly dualistic in its fragmentation."

Fake Bible Quote Generator

"For God hath not given us thievery, but joy and restraint."

Financial Advice Generator

"Off-balance-sheet debt tranches: in the technology exchange, be sure to redistribute them."

Catchy Headline Generator

"10 Scary Truths Your Doctor Isn't Telling You"

Political Rhetoric Generator

"I will not stand for an America where racists and filthy hobos can sabotage our cellular plans."

Wine Review Generator

"An ashy sawdust finish and nutty cannabis midtones are binded in the 1762 White Zinfandel from Champs de Merde."

Action Movie Title Generator

"Quadruple Punishment"

Ayurveda Phrase Generator

"According to Patanjali, improper meal planning and improper bowel movements lead to car problems."

Corporate Slogan Generator

"We are continually evolving, helping to research flexible ePortal solutions for today's capital-based market leaders."

Gourmet Food Generator

"Toasted Hot Dog Pie on a bed of Sauteed Clam Bread"

NFL Jargon Generator

"Here's Dixcauser - 850 pounds and 9 for 14 in blocking - you'll see him shotgun to his tailback and yield to the T-formation."

Random Shakespeare Dialogue Generator

"O bruising fear! Lo! Thou art the multitudes' rebellious buttocks."